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Date: Thu, May 29, 2008 at 5:29 PM
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---------- Forwarded message ----------From: the reluctant millionaire Jack Shawn The Reclusive
Millionaire ca47953re@enticedabsolution.com
Date: Tue, May 27, 2008 at 12:17 AM
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There are two easy jokes here. First the obvious verb/object noun construct of the phrase "Jack Shawn". Then there's the whole notion of the "reluctant millionaire". Who the hell is a reluctant millionaire? Short of entitlement, isn't that somewhat a contradiction of terms? I'll just leave the "kitchen table" stuff alone.
---------- Forwarded message ----------From: TV on Your PC ca47913re@optimaldeliv.net
Date: Mon, May 26, 2008 at 6:19 AM
Subject: Stop Paying the Cable Guy
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---------- Forwarded message ----------Never, ever, ever, have I seen a more misspelled email. This is the stuff of legends.
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---------- Forwarded message ----------Isn't "mystery shopping" just glorified shoplifting?
From: Shopping Spree ca46681re@findersvalues.com
Date: Tue, May 20, 2008 at 3:27 PM
Subject: Here's your chance- mystery shop
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---------- Forwarded message ----------From: abu hussein abuhussein@mail.mn
Date: Sun, May 18, 2008 at 4:21 PM
Subject: YOUR TRUST REQUIRED
To:
DEAR SIR, I WRITE TO SEEK YOUR COOPERATION AS MY
FOREIGN PARTNER AND YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE ME AN IRAQI WITH NAME ABU JASIM HUSSEIN ABDUL FATAH TO OWN A PROPERTY AND INVEST IN THE STABLE ECONOMY OF YOUR
COUNTRY. L DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU BECAUSE I CONNOT INVEST IN YOUR COUNTRY WITHOUT AN ASSISTANT FROM SOMEONE FROM YOUR COUNTRY. AND I WILL BE GLAD TO HEAR FROM YOU MOST IN RESPECT OF THE TAX ON FOREIGN INVESTORS AND THE ECONOMIC
SITUATION OF YOUR COUNTRY IF IT WILL BE STABLE FOR SUCH INVESTMENT OPPURTUNITY THAT AMOUNTED TO $175 MILLION USD.
I HAVE THE TOTAL INTENTION OF INVESTING INTO AN ESTATE DEVELOPMENT AND OTHER LUCRATIVE INVESTMENT IN YOUR COUNTRY SUCH AS AGRICULTURE AND FISHING. ALTHOUGH I AM ON TRANSIT AND YOU CAN AS WELL REACH ME ON THE NUMBER I WILL GIVE YOU FOR ORAL COMMUNICATION.I AM AFRAID BECAUSE IT WAS AN ESCAPE MISSION THROUGH THE ASSISTANCE OF THE UN AND I AM
SECURED BUT LOST MY ELDER BROTHE WHO IS HATEM KAMIL ABDUL FATAH THE ASSASINATED DEPUTY GOVERNOR OF BAGHDAD AND THE ABOVE SAID FUNDS WAS THE DEPOSIT HE MADE IN A
SAFE FINANCE HOUSE WHICH I WILL DISCLOSE THE DETAILS TO YOU UPON OUR CONCLUSSIVE AGREEMENT AND MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING. THE WEBSITES BELOW IS A PROOF AND VERIFICATION OF THE NEWS ABOUT HIS DEATH:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/GO/PR/FR/-/1/HI/WORLD/MIDDLE_EAST/3970619.STM http://www.uslaboragainstwar.org/ARTICLE.PHP?ID=6979 BEING THAT I AM THE ONLY BROTHER REMAINING, HIS ENEMIES PLANED TO
ASSASINATE ME SO THAT THEY COULD LAY HANDS ON HIS ASSETS BUT I MANAGED TO ESCAPE THROUGH THE UNITED NATION ASSISTANCE AND I AM ON TRANSIT NOW AND COULD BE REACHED ON EMAIL OR PHONE NUMBER. I WILL REQUIRE A GOOD PARTNERSHIP FROM
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IN RESPECT OF YOUR MANAGERIAL ASSISTANCE
YOU SHALL BE SUBJECTED TO THE ENTITLEMENT OF 20% AS REMARK TO YOUR EFFORT BUT PLEASE IT WILL REQUIRE ABSOLUTE SUBMIT AND WHOLE HEARTED ASSISTANCE FROM YOU AS A GREAT INDIGENOUS SUPPORT.
MUCH CO-OPERATION WILL BE REQUIRED FROM YOU.
ANTICIPATING YOUR URGENT RESPONSE. ABU JASIM HUSSEIN ABDUL FATAH
Ok, strike one, the message is in all capital letters. Strike two - the person's name has "hussein" in it. Strike three - it involves assassinations. The rest is just too funny, except for the sad fact that people will buy into this scam and say goodbye to their finances.
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From: The Newest from 24hr Truck Quotes TheNewestfrom24hrTruckQuotes@mycmmnctnrsfndrgde.com
Date: Thu, May 15, 2008 at 7:09 AM
Subject: Dreaming of a New Truck?
Nah, I've been dreaming of that year's supply of diapers.
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Subject: hurricanises
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But as soon asthe like this, i drink in your very life.' he kept
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Somehow, this went from giving my boyfriend a gift to shafts, to soma, to luncheons, then to oppressors. This is slightly scarier than the Iraqi message, for odd reasons.