These will be mostly just catty one-liners, but I'm just trying to get to ten of these articles...
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From: The HudForeclosed Team <TheHudForeclosedTeam@bodingdouse.com>
Date: Mar 12, 2008 1:51 PM
Subject: Looking for Foreclosures?
No, I'm actually looking for FIVE closures! Folks! (cue the Muppet orchestra)
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From: Great Stuff from Reunion GreatStufffromReunion@superasumeprfctnz.com>
Date: Mar 13, 2008 2:20 AM
Subject: Are old friends looking for you?
No, the really old friends are looking for their homes and long-deceased pets. That's a tasteless Alzheimer's joke for those that aren't following along.
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From: Christian Debt Removers Center <ChristianDebtRemoversCenter@assolysya.com>
Date: 12 Mar 2008 18:12:21 -0300
Subject: Stop creditor phone call
Oh thank you so much! I had been dreading that one creditor phone call.
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From: LottoPrizeNetwork Update LottoPrizeNetworkUpdate@borderroar.com>
Date: Mar 12, 2008 1:34 PM
Subject: Scratch and Win Instant Game
Oh, I scratched and scratched and scratched. Up here, down there, you name it. No instant game. Whatta scam.
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From: Davison Inventions Select <DavisonInventionsSelect@breechdisguise.com>
Date: Mar 12, 2008 1:23 PM
Subject: Start Your Idea Today.
We have over 240 Inventionmen(TM) who are waiting to
work on your product idea. Click Here to Submit your Idea
Ok, my idea is for a procrastination machine. I'll start that idea tomorrow. Folks! (Cue Muppet music again) Are your 240 Inventionmen (TM) really inventor types if they're just waiting for a poor shmuck's new idea? I would call your Inventionmen (TM) Ripoffmen.
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From: Today from LifeLock <TodayfromLifeLock@bringinbullion.com>
Date: Mar 12, 2008 1:00 PM
Subject: Your Identity is priceless. Do you have protection for it?
Close. My identity is worthless. Do you have protection against it? Ya better, Zippy.
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From: GroupLottoPromoOffers GroupLottoPromoOffers@todaychanges.com>
Date: Mar 12, 2008 4:03 AM
Subject: ^FNAME^, is there cash waiting for you?
^INCOMPETENTMAILMERGEIDIOT^, is there training waiting for you?
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From: Christian Living Ministry <ChristianLivingMinistry@incrssitewllbn.com>
Date: Mar 11, 2008 9:53 PM
Subject: You could get access to Multi-Media Bible Narations
And you can get access to various spell-checking tools. And God said, "Let there be literacy."
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From: 411TaxRelief Solutions <411TaxReliefSolutions@bestintentioncenter.com>
Date: Mar 11, 2008 9:13 AM
Subject: Have you received an IRS Letter?
You Could Settle Tax Debt before 2008
The IRS could increase collection efforts in 2008.
You could settle your back taxes in the new year
This was sent in March of 2008. Anyway, yes I've gotten an IRS letter - I got the "I". Now all I need is the "R" and "S" and whoopie!! Gotta keep checking my bottle caps.
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From: KaplanUniversity Next Level <KaplanUniversityNextLevel@aidallorin.com>
Date: 10 Mar 2008 18:07:45 -0300
Subject: Which schools could offer you financial aid in 2008?
Which schools can notice that it's already 2008?
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From: From Mate1 <FromMate1@thefabuclousfashions.com>
Date: Mar 12, 2008 9:31 PM
Subject: Firstname, annoyed of meeting people at the bar
scene
Oh, I am a very grateful Firstname. I keep looking for girls in that crazy bar scene and end up with unexpected people named "Bill" around. I'm tired of them.
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From: Women Cash Alliance <WomenCashAlliance@assolysya.com>
Date: 12 Mar 2008 22:18:22 -0300
Subject: Unexpected Bills? We Could help!
Oh thank you!
