Things you shouldn't say in a crowded, creepy tavern
- Who likes fraud?!
- I'll give you 3 bucks to manually dehydrate your testicles.
- I hate people with hair
- Hey, bartender, you promised you'd extinguish all the Mexicans for me!
- Gimme a Hitler Martini with a twist of Jew
- Anyone wanna star in a snuff film?
- Can I please collect the cheese from where the fat guys were sitting?
- Hey Frank, that's not a prostitute. That's a vending machine. Ah, nevermind.
- I'll take the Cubs on that bet.
- Does anyone have change for a hundred? (saw that one coming)
- I may have missed the gay bar, but my compass is still pointing north!
Death Letter
15 years ago
3 comments:
fat guys and cheese,? and u thouhgt I was wierd. Thats just sick, like someone biteing their finger/nails and then sticking it into a big bowl of chips! Chips anyone? Don't ever thouch the bowls of freebies!
Well said, Lippz. You win a free massage! Hee hee.
Score! I win hands down!:>
Post a Comment