Friday, May 30, 2008

Spam Review #9

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Baby Supplies ca46756re@amazingpoposals.net
Date: Thu, May 29, 2008 at 5:29 PM
Subject: FREE Year Supply of Diapers Today!

Count me in! I'm getting old enough for the desire of diapers.



---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Stop looking customerservice@centralglobalmedia.com
Date: Tue, May 27, 2008 at 2:56 PM
Subject: Somebody wants to meet you


Do you have someone special? Find your Dream Boy or
Dream Girl

Collect your free 7 day trial membership pass
here:
http://centralglobalmedia.com/42/583342.htm?s7w-mj7o-3k3i-4c4
During that time you will be able to do the
following: - contact members - receive and read e-mails from
members - reply to e-mails from members - create your own personality
profile - use the compatibility matching system and view photos

No Credit Card Required
Are you ready to meet that someone special?
http://centralglobalmedia.com/42/583342.htm?q0l-uj8j-7w4a-4e1
Takes less than 30 seconds to create an
account

How about the dream boy *and* dream girl? Now that would be a festival. Only takes me 30 seconds to create an account? It took me 330 seconds just to read this garbage.



---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: the reluctant millionaire Jack Shawn The Reclusive
Millionaire ca47953re@enticedabsolution.com

Date: Tue, May 27, 2008 at 12:17 AM
Subject: Discover These Kitchen Table Millionaire
Secrets Exposed: Kitchen Table Wealth Secrets Revealed Millionaire Reveals
Jealous Guarded Money Secrets...


Discover the underground moneymaking secrets... The
shocking TRUTH why most people FAIL to get rich...


There are two easy jokes here. First the obvious verb/object noun construct of the phrase "Jack Shawn". Then there's the whole notion of the "reluctant millionaire". Who the hell is a reluctant millionaire? Short of entitlement, isn't that somewhat a contradiction of terms? I'll just leave the "kitchen table" stuff alone.



---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: TV on Your PC ca47913re@optimaldeliv.net
Date: Mon, May 26, 2008 at 6:19 AM
Subject: Stop Paying the Cable Guy

Can do! Thanks for the advice, buddy!



---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: eldredge theron ewong@hhsc.org
Date: Thu, May 22, 2008 at 8:45 AM
Subject: Hihg - qulaity relpicas of the bset colck of
the wrold!! Suggestoin for ewong!!

Kign Relpica
Induleg yoursefl wtih an leegant tmie picee taht is meticuluos in deisgn,xequisite in stlye, nad irch in beatuy! oLoking to byu yoru parnter or loevd oen a ebautiful igft?Or mayeb jsut to reawrd youreslf wiht a igft fro ocne? We hvae voer 5000 Replcia prdoucts in stokc ragning frmo oRlex, aCrtier and rBeitling
wathces, to uGcci and Luois Vuittno aBgs at hevaily dicsounted pricse!
All ordesr rae shpiped iva xEpress oCurier
delivrey to ensrue afst adn pormpt edlivery.

Entre UOR SOHP hree

Never, ever, ever, have I seen a more misspelled email. This is the stuff of legends.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Shopping Spree ca46681re@findersvalues.com
Date: Tue, May 20, 2008 at 3:27 PM
Subject: Here's your chance- mystery shop
locally!

Isn't "mystery shopping" just glorified shoplifting?


---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: abu hussein abuhussein@mail.mn
Date: Sun, May 18, 2008 at 4:21 PM
Subject: YOUR TRUST REQUIRED
To:
DEAR SIR, I WRITE TO SEEK YOUR COOPERATION AS MY
FOREIGN PARTNER AND YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE ME AN IRAQI WITH NAME ABU JASIM HUSSEIN ABDUL FATAH TO OWN A PROPERTY AND INVEST IN THE STABLE ECONOMY OF YOUR
COUNTRY. L DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU BECAUSE I CONNOT INVEST IN YOUR COUNTRY WITHOUT AN ASSISTANT FROM SOMEONE FROM YOUR COUNTRY. AND I WILL BE GLAD TO HEAR FROM YOU MOST IN RESPECT OF THE TAX ON FOREIGN INVESTORS AND THE ECONOMIC
SITUATION OF YOUR COUNTRY IF IT WILL BE STABLE FOR SUCH INVESTMENT OPPURTUNITY THAT AMOUNTED TO $175 MILLION USD.
I HAVE THE TOTAL INTENTION OF INVESTING INTO AN ESTATE DEVELOPMENT AND OTHER LUCRATIVE INVESTMENT IN YOUR COUNTRY SUCH AS AGRICULTURE AND FISHING. ALTHOUGH I AM ON TRANSIT AND YOU CAN AS WELL REACH ME ON THE NUMBER I WILL GIVE YOU FOR ORAL COMMUNICATION.I AM AFRAID BECAUSE IT WAS AN ESCAPE MISSION THROUGH THE ASSISTANCE OF THE UN AND I AM
SECURED BUT LOST MY ELDER BROTHE WHO IS HATEM KAMIL ABDUL FATAH THE ASSASINATED DEPUTY GOVERNOR OF BAGHDAD AND THE ABOVE SAID FUNDS WAS THE DEPOSIT HE MADE IN A
SAFE FINANCE HOUSE WHICH I WILL DISCLOSE THE DETAILS TO YOU UPON OUR CONCLUSSIVE AGREEMENT AND MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING. THE WEBSITES BELOW IS A PROOF AND VERIFICATION OF THE NEWS ABOUT HIS DEATH:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/GO/PR/FR/-/1/HI/WORLD/MIDDLE_EAST/3970619.STM http://www.uslaboragainstwar.org/ARTICLE.PHP?ID=6979 BEING THAT I AM THE ONLY BROTHER REMAINING, HIS ENEMIES PLANED TO
ASSASINATE ME SO THAT THEY COULD LAY HANDS ON HIS ASSETS BUT I MANAGED TO ESCAPE THROUGH THE UNITED NATION ASSISTANCE AND I AM ON TRANSIT NOW AND COULD BE REACHED ON EMAIL OR PHONE NUMBER. I WILL REQUIRE A GOOD PARTNERSHIP FROM
YOU AS A NATIVE OF THE LAND WITH YOUR GREAT IMPACT IN BUSINESS AND MORE DETAILS WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU ON PROCEED.
IN RESPECT OF YOUR MANAGERIAL ASSISTANCE
YOU SHALL BE SUBJECTED TO THE ENTITLEMENT OF 20% AS REMARK TO YOUR EFFORT BUT PLEASE IT WILL REQUIRE ABSOLUTE SUBMIT AND WHOLE HEARTED ASSISTANCE FROM YOU AS A GREAT INDIGENOUS SUPPORT.
MUCH CO-OPERATION WILL BE REQUIRED FROM YOU.
ANTICIPATING YOUR URGENT RESPONSE. ABU JASIM HUSSEIN ABDUL FATAH



Ok, strike one, the message is in all capital letters. Strike two - the person's name has "hussein" in it. Strike three - it involves assassinations. The rest is just too funny, except for the sad fact that people will buy into this scam and say goodbye to their finances.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: The Newest from 24hr Truck Quotes TheNewestfrom24hrTruckQuotes@mycmmnctnrsfndrgde.com
Date: Thu, May 15, 2008 at 7:09 AM
Subject: Dreaming of a New Truck?

Nah, I've been dreaming of that year's supply of diapers.



---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Krukowski Esoimeme staphylinid@beachhotels.lk
Date: Tue, May 13, 2008 at 9:53 AM
Subject: hurricanises

Salve,

Real men! Miillions of people acrosss the world have
already tested THIS and ARE making their girlfriendds feel brand new sexual sensattions! YOU are the best in bed, aren't you ? Girls! Devvelop your sexual rellationship and get even MORE ppleasure! Make your boyfriendd a gift!

http://bidp4oyonym3po.blogspot.com
See theo and break it to her gently, or the first his assurancethat
the plants belong to the very that soma which is drunkin sacrifices. Thou art struck and crushed with those fierceshafts and that esse was needed to go with putandam. Thisbow and shooting therefrom his terrible shafts brilliant.his friends thought that he might be to see what this might mean, it all seemed as four parts. And then some men retain(the knowledge as at the present luncheon.
But as soon asthe like this, i drink in your very life.' he kept
hand.intoxicated with the boons they had obtained, hard, i amyoung yet, and have life before me. That oppressor of foes,spoke unto vasudeva, saying, i am the very image of hesterand what if you.


Somehow, this went from giving my boyfriend a gift to shafts, to soma, to luncheons, then to oppressors. This is slightly scarier than the Iraqi message, for odd reasons.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hello !.
You may , perhaps curious to know how one can manage to receive high yields .
There is no need to invest much at first. You may begin to receive yields with as small sum of money as 20-100 dollars.

AimTrust is what you need
AimTrust represents an offshore structure with advanced asset management technologies in production and delivery of pipes for oil and gas.

It is based in Panama with structures around the world.
Do you want to become an affluent person?
That`s your choice That`s what you desire!

I`m happy and lucky, I started to get income with the help of this company,
and I invite you to do the same. If it gets down to choose a correct companion who uses your funds in a right way - that`s it!.
I take now up to 2G every day, and my first investment was 500 dollars only!
It`s easy to join , just click this link http://benuhusyw.the-best-free-web-hosting.com/ogerax.html
and go! Let`s take our chance together to feel the smell of real money

Anonymous said...

Hi !.
You re, I guess , perhaps curious to know how one can manage to receive high yields .
There is no need to invest much at first. You may start to get income with as small sum of money as 20-100 dollars.

AimTrust is what you thought of all the time
The firm represents an offshore structure with advanced asset management technologies in production and delivery of pipes for oil and gas.

Its head office is in Panama with structures around the world.
Do you want to become an affluent person?
That`s your chance That`s what you really need!

I feel good, I began to take up income with the help of this company,
and I invite you to do the same. If it gets down to choose a proper partner who uses your funds in a right way - that`s it!.
I take now up to 2G every day, and my first deposit was 1 grand only!
It`s easy to join , just click this link http://obirabox.servetown.com/cabybe.html
and lucky you`re! Let`s take our chance together to feel the smell of real money

Anonymous said...

Hi there!
I would like to burn a theme at here. There is such a nicey, called HYIP, or High Yield Investment Program. It reminds of financial piramyde, but in rare cases one may happen to meet a company that really pays up to 2% daily not on invested money, but from real profits.

For several years , I earn money with the help of these programs.
I'm with no money problems now, but there are heights that must be conquered . I get now up to 2G a day , and I started with funny 500 bucks.
Right now, I'm very close at catching at last a guaranteed variant to make a sharp rise . Turn to my blog to get additional info.

http://theblogmoney.com

Anonymous said...

Hi!
You may probably be very curious to know how one can manage to receive high yields on investments.
There is no need to invest much at first.
You may begin earning with a sum that usually is spent
for daily food, that's 20-100 dollars.
I have been participating in one company's work for several years,
and I'm ready to share my secrets at my blog.

Please visit my pages and send me private message to get the info.

P.S. I make 1000-2000 per daily now.

[url=http://theinvestblog.com] Online investment blog[/url]

Anonymous said...

Good day, sun shines!
There have been times of hardship when I felt unhappy missing knowledge about opportunities of getting high yields on investments. I was a dump and downright stupid person.
I have never imagined that there weren't any need in large starting capital.
Nowadays, I feel good, I begin take up real money.
It's all about how to select a proper partner who uses your funds in a right way - that is incorporate it in real business, parts and divides the income with me.

You can get interested, if there are such firms? I'm obliged to answer the truth, YES, there are. Please be informed of one of them:
http://theinvestblog.com [url=http://theinvestblog.com]Online Investment Blog[/url]

Anonymous said...

Good day!

We are not acquainted yet? It’s easy to fix,
my parents call me James F. Collins.
Generally I’m a venturesome gambler. for a long time I’m keen on online-casino and poker.
Not long time ago I started my own blog, where I describe my virtual adventures.
Probably, it will be interesting for you to read my notes.
Please visit my blog. http://allbestcasino.com I’ll be glad would you find time to leave your opinion.